So while watching Expendables 2 I see Chuck Norris on screen doing what he does best in film, kicking ass. So I'm sitting there thinking, "Damn, he doesn't look any different than when he did Walker Texas Ranger."
So then I'm sitting there trying to think of a time when the Chuck Norris I know didn't look like Chuck Norris, and it hits me. Way of The Dragon features a much younger Chuck.
So then I'm like, "Hey weren't he and Bruce Lee around the same age when they did that movie?" which gets me wondering how old the "toughest man alive" really is. My mind was blown. Chuck Norris was born in March of 1940...making him 72 years old. Yeah, no joke. I really hope I can look as good as he does, hell, or even make it to that age. I'm ordering a Bowflex.
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